May 2013
johnquincyadams:
it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
grunkfield:
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
macarena-of-time:
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
cafemusaiin:
im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
spacegiants:
mensrightsactivist:
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
